A Joke for a Bloke

A man with two left feet walked into the shoe store and asked the attendant: "Do you have any flip-flips?"

Why did the ant run across the cracker box? Because the directions said to tear across the dotted line!

"Are you ok?" shouted the olive still on the table to the one that had just rolled off. To this came the relply, "Olive!"

Why were the elephants asked to leave the pool? They couldn't keep their trunks up.

I'm not sure why it is that I have such a terrible memory for jokes. If you know any that are funnier than these (which I doubt is possible, of course), please leave a comment!